Provo

As if there weren't enough reasons to hate Provo already, it's now been announced that they're getting Google Fiber. So close and yet so far, because they'll never, ever bring it to the cesspit of Ogden. And Provo is a horrible place to live in a lot of ways, to the point where even if we could afford it, I couldn't bear to live there. 100x the speed we get for just $10 more a month. I could cry.

I hate you, Provo, and now I am insanely jealous of you.