Christmas Newsletter 2013
Dec. 27th, 2013 10:11 pmI'm a bit late with this, but enjoy!
Fred
Came as a foster,
But temporary measures
Can last a long time.
Bonk
Meows like a kitty,
Screams when Dad’s in the kitchen,
Says, “I’m an eagle!”
Casey
Avid stargazer,
She must find out—for science—
The secret to boys.
Lottie
Special needs kitty,
And needs a good brushing too—
Matted fur to cut.
Beatrix
She makes lots of art.
Her pet unicorn is named
Zazu-Zazu-ba.
Houdini
Big man on campus,
Knows when people are leaving,
Lives on borrowed time.
Enoch
He makes his teachers
Think he’ll be an engineer.
Please let it be so!
Fafnir
Creative Commons,
Gotta get those songs out there.
It’s all about soul.
Klio
Has bees in her head,
Answers when Mom is called for,
Starts counting at four.
Elvis
Hey, hey, NSA!
Fourth Amendment? What’s that?
Tabloid writer’s dream!
Freya
Warm fuzzy softness
Fat and living the good life:
Catatonic state.
Salem
Letting himself go,
Like you can tell an old man
How to look proper.
Ginny
Good Pink Floyd song names
And epic dinosaur pets
Inspire us to win.
Eric
Sunday School leader,
Professional address sleuth,
And writes haiku, too.

May good Christmas cheer
Linger on in the new year
And bless all our hearts.
Came as a foster,
But temporary measures
Can last a long time.
Bonk
Meows like a kitty,
Screams when Dad’s in the kitchen,
Says, “I’m an eagle!”
Casey
Avid stargazer,
She must find out—for science—
The secret to boys.
Lottie
Special needs kitty,
And needs a good brushing too—
Matted fur to cut.
Beatrix
She makes lots of art.
Her pet unicorn is named
Zazu-Zazu-ba.
Houdini
Big man on campus,
Knows when people are leaving,
Lives on borrowed time.
Enoch
He makes his teachers
Think he’ll be an engineer.
Please let it be so!
Fafnir
Creative Commons,
Gotta get those songs out there.
It’s all about soul.
Klio
Has bees in her head,
Answers when Mom is called for,
Starts counting at four.
Elvis
Hey, hey, NSA!
Fourth Amendment? What’s that?
Tabloid writer’s dream!
Freya
Warm fuzzy softness
Fat and living the good life:
Catatonic state.
Salem
Letting himself go,
Like you can tell an old man
How to look proper.
Ginny
Good Pink Floyd song names
And epic dinosaur pets
Inspire us to win.
Eric
Sunday School leader,
Professional address sleuth,
And writes haiku, too.

May good Christmas cheer
Linger on in the new year
And bless all our hearts.