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Christmas Newsletter
Dec. 31st, 2014 03:50 pmThis would have come out in time for Christmas, had it not been for some unforeseen logistical problems. But here is our annual report on the well-being of our household for 2014.
Our dear amazon Houdini said buh-bye for the last time this year. He had been told he was living on borrowed time six years ago, so while we'll miss him, we're grateful for all the time we've had together.
After eleven years with us, Salem came to the end of his road. We were all very sad to see him go. He never told us how many lives he had left, but no matter how many remain, we hope they all are good ones.
We got a dog, because sometimes Eric gets outvoted. Bea wanted to name her Violet. Enoch wanted to name her that too, but kept calling her Vomit. So we chose Posey, since both kids could pronounce it correctly.
Fred is still here on indefinite loan. He doesn't step up yet, but for a bird whose purpose was breeding, he has grown quite fond of us.
When bald eagles become extinct, Bonk is prepared to step in as our national bird: the yellow-crested partially bald eagle.
No one has missed Houdini here more than Casey. We've been patient and empathetic, and are happy to see that she's decided to move forward in life by taking up a new vocation as a cash register technician. If playing with those paper rolls makes her happy, we're all for it.
We were pleased to see Lottie catch a mouse recently, which has given her more access to the basement than any other cat has been granted. Her other highlight of the year has been her alternating hairstyles.
Beatrix started kindergarten, and her interest in drawing has never been greater. She had a falling-out with Zazu-Zazu-bah, unfortunately, but still wishes the unicorns were real.
Math appears to be the subject where Enoch shows the greatest aptitude, so far. He's currently the head of his class, but pushing for scholarships for a seven-year-old is more silly than we can handle, so we're not pressing the issue with anyone.
Fafnir's musical output continues at a steady rate. He was most excited to hear Weird Al Yankovic's latest album, and even more heartened by the apparent decision of Mr. Yankovic to release future music as it's produced, rather than on a record label's timetable.
Klio swears that the loss of two pets earlier this year has nothing to do with her being so into her cups lately. Her philosophical musings have been most enlightening, and her coaching of Enoch in his math studies has been most appreciated.
The midterm elections this year have seen Elvis busier than ever. She almost moved to Washington to be closer to the action and rumors, until we convinced her that her rumor ideas are just as good here as they would be anywhere else.
We're not sure Freya was prepared for the responsibilities of Senior Pet. Her administration, so far, has been one of staying the course, even though that includes a dog who loves everyone despite the cats' reservations.
Everyone has been blessed by the increased interest Ginny has gained for cooking. She also kept her raid guild together without losing a single member during the latest expansion transition, which is no small accomplishment.
Eric observed his tenth anniversary at work this year. Other projects and obligations take as much time as ever from him, and if he could tackle them from home, all the better.
Despite the losses to our household this year, we expect to grow in exciting ways during this coming year. May the holiday season bring joy to all who celebrate it!
Our dear amazon Houdini said buh-bye for the last time this year. He had been told he was living on borrowed time six years ago, so while we'll miss him, we're grateful for all the time we've had together.
After eleven years with us, Salem came to the end of his road. We were all very sad to see him go. He never told us how many lives he had left, but no matter how many remain, we hope they all are good ones.
We got a dog, because sometimes Eric gets outvoted. Bea wanted to name her Violet. Enoch wanted to name her that too, but kept calling her Vomit. So we chose Posey, since both kids could pronounce it correctly.
Fred is still here on indefinite loan. He doesn't step up yet, but for a bird whose purpose was breeding, he has grown quite fond of us.
When bald eagles become extinct, Bonk is prepared to step in as our national bird: the yellow-crested partially bald eagle.
No one has missed Houdini here more than Casey. We've been patient and empathetic, and are happy to see that she's decided to move forward in life by taking up a new vocation as a cash register technician. If playing with those paper rolls makes her happy, we're all for it.
We were pleased to see Lottie catch a mouse recently, which has given her more access to the basement than any other cat has been granted. Her other highlight of the year has been her alternating hairstyles.
Beatrix started kindergarten, and her interest in drawing has never been greater. She had a falling-out with Zazu-Zazu-bah, unfortunately, but still wishes the unicorns were real.
Math appears to be the subject where Enoch shows the greatest aptitude, so far. He's currently the head of his class, but pushing for scholarships for a seven-year-old is more silly than we can handle, so we're not pressing the issue with anyone.
Fafnir's musical output continues at a steady rate. He was most excited to hear Weird Al Yankovic's latest album, and even more heartened by the apparent decision of Mr. Yankovic to release future music as it's produced, rather than on a record label's timetable.
Klio swears that the loss of two pets earlier this year has nothing to do with her being so into her cups lately. Her philosophical musings have been most enlightening, and her coaching of Enoch in his math studies has been most appreciated.
The midterm elections this year have seen Elvis busier than ever. She almost moved to Washington to be closer to the action and rumors, until we convinced her that her rumor ideas are just as good here as they would be anywhere else.
We're not sure Freya was prepared for the responsibilities of Senior Pet. Her administration, so far, has been one of staying the course, even though that includes a dog who loves everyone despite the cats' reservations.
Everyone has been blessed by the increased interest Ginny has gained for cooking. She also kept her raid guild together without losing a single member during the latest expansion transition, which is no small accomplishment.
Eric observed his tenth anniversary at work this year. Other projects and obligations take as much time as ever from him, and if he could tackle them from home, all the better.
Despite the losses to our household this year, we expect to grow in exciting ways during this coming year. May the holiday season bring joy to all who celebrate it!
