The horror!

[firebyrd]

I'm not sure if I can speak of such a tragedy. The trauma might be eternal and require years of therapy in order to resume a somewhat normal life. I just made bacon and Eric...he...he stole a piece of it.

I'm not sure if there's much future left in this relationship. Anyone know a lawyer?

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[level-head.livejournal.com]

This is one of the rasher acts. There will be a period of loss, called porkupining.

Best wishes.

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