The horror!

[firebyrd]

I'm not sure if I can speak of such a tragedy. The trauma might be eternal and require years of therapy in order to resume a somewhat normal life. I just made bacon and Eric...he...he stole a piece of it.

I'm not sure if there's much future left in this relationship. Anyone know a lawyer?

Comments

[peppygrowlithe.livejournal.com]

This is very serious. I have some numbers you can call. Please, seek help immediately, for you, for the kids, and for the bacon.

[level-head.livejournal.com]

This is one of the rasher acts. There will be a period of loss, called porkupining.

Best wishes.

===|==============/ Level Head

[witteafval.livejournal.com]

I tried reminding her who exactly it was who brought home the bacon, but that little touch of reality clearly had no effect.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Before the lawyer, call the police! Get him out of your house NOW!

I'm trying so hard to resist buying bacon. It's on sale this week! But when I buy it, I cook and eat the whole thing in one sitting. So good. So bad. So good.

[witteafval.livejournal.com]

But if she gets rid of me, who gets bacon for her then? Don't kill the goose who lays the golden eggs, even if the goose sometimes displays an appetite for golden eggs.

[thistle-chaser.livejournal.com]

Well now that's a good point!