The horror!

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I'm not sure if I can speak of such a tragedy. The trauma might be eternal and require years of therapy in order to resume a somewhat normal life. I just made bacon and Eric...he...he stole a piece of it.

I'm not sure if there's much future left in this relationship. Anyone know a lawyer?

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I tried reminding her who exactly it was who brought home the bacon, but that little touch of reality clearly had no effect.